Hanky Panky Style Kita

Hanky Panky means something is not right or is downright fishy. Consider these two events ..

1) Drunk cigar smoking ex-minister who allegely molested bar hostess

1. Day 1 :Bar Hostess allegedly groped and molested by drunken ex-minister. Hostess with boyfriend lodges police report.

2. Day 2 : News splashed all over papers, of course identities remained secret, but the ex-minister clues were obvious. The said person was overseas .. how convenient ....

3. Day 3 : Hostess wants to tarik balik report .. claiming that she was moody at the time and may have misunderstood the incident. I see ... so conveniently, a resolution is in order.

4. Day 4 : Ex-minister in question, just back overseas, goes to the police to make a statement. I do not know of how a drunk man can remember details but maybe the cops have a better way.

2) The Balkis Story

1. Day 1 - After Selangor falls to PR ( Pakatan Rakyat ), MB's wife convenes EGM to dissolve Balkis and transfers the funds ( about 1 million ) to Bakti. According to ex-MB, it was done legally and they were concerned what would happen to the Balkis programs under PR.

2. Day 2 - Surprise2 ... the Sun blew it the story in its front pages. And from the explanations given by ex - MB, it was done out of the concern for the poor students under Balkis scholarship. And not surprisingly, a new body Balkis BN is being formed to receive the money from Bakti.

3. Day 3 - Selangor MB Khalid writes to ROS questioning rightly the legality of the whole move, which only took a few days to be concluded.

Do you agree with me that the stories above have some hanky panky going on ? Some peeps really know how to shoot themselves in the foot and hope people don't notice.